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[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 42 insightful - 28 fun42 insightful - 27 fun43 insightful - 28 fun -  (4 children)

Ah yes, the classic lesbian coming out story! Be a heterosexual male, maybe get married to a woman because your right to marry a woman has never been called into question, and then one day discover your true lesbian self from trying on your wife's dress and getting a boner.

[–]Shadow_Lurker 16 insightful - 16 fun16 insightful - 15 fun17 insightful - 16 fun -  (3 children)

Insert photos of brave and stunning transactivists barely containing their boners inside their dresses here.

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 12 insightful - 9 fun12 insightful - 8 fun13 insightful - 9 fun -  (2 children)

boners gender euphoria

[–][deleted] 9 insightful - 11 fun9 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

i still can't get over how they rebranded their AGP as gender euphoria lmfao.

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 6 insightful - 7 fun6 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Nooooooo it's totally not a fetish!!!!11

[–]Shadow_Lurker 21 insightful - 9 fun21 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 9 fun -  (4 children)

This must be so relatable to lesbians, because as we all know, almost all of them discover their attraction to woman via porn and trashy chick flicks.

That's just how it works! uwu

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 23 insightful - 6 fun23 insightful - 5 fun24 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Porn made me even doubth I was a lesbian. But these dudes discover their imaginary lesbian nature watching bad hetero actresses faking pleasure.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 14 insightful - 5 fun14 insightful - 4 fun15 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

Same. I always found the expressions and acts in lesbian porn super unrealistic to the point of being gross. It's nothing like real life. By the way I read your sentence as "Porn made me doubt-eth I was a lesbian" in a Shakespeare monologue voice. XD

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 11 insightful - 5 fun11 insightful - 4 fun12 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Your nickname is great.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thanks!

[–]MezozoicGayoldschool gay 21 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

They do not realizing that they are so stupid that you does not even need to joke about them, they are already "sarcasm of themselves"? And that to peak people you do not need any arguments or propaganda, you just show them those transgenders, their words and deeds - and it is enough. Especially with such ugly make up, that is mocking women.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 14 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Unfortunately the average person will assume that this is parody and that the people acting like this are in on the joke.

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If they only knew...

[–]RedEyedWarriorGay | Male | 🇮🇪 Irish 🇮🇪 | Antineoliberal | Cocks are Compulsory 20 insightful - 4 fun20 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

If he has children, I feel extremely sorry for them.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 17 insightful - 11 fun17 insightful - 10 fun18 insightful - 11 fun -  (0 children)

Better no father than a lesbian father :D

[–][deleted] 17 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

The fucking beard though, I'm nauseous.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 14 insightful - 15 fun14 insightful - 14 fun15 insightful - 15 fun -  (0 children)

The bearded lesbian, humanity's ultimate monster

[–]LasagnaRossa 7 insightful - 7 fun7 insightful - 6 fun8 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

BuT cIs wOmEn CaN hAvE a bEaRd ToO

[–]IridescentAnacondastrictly dickly 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I'm more offended by the lipstick failure.

[–]Q-Continuum-kin 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

When you use your mouth to do engine repairs.