HumorLesbian couple meets friends new "girlfriend", Leslie

submitted by PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑 from self.LGBDropTheT

This skit was posted 9 years ago YouTube called "Lesbian Coffeehouse" https://youtu.be/bgcLfohtFbE

This used to be satire and now it's become real life...

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[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 38 insightful - 16 fun38 insightful - 15 fun39 insightful - 16 fun -  (1 child)

Where is the comedy? This is just r/actuallesbians

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 22 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

They might as well rename it as r/actually-just-another-straight-guy-who-thinks-he's-specialtransbians

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 18 insightful - 19 fun18 insightful - 18 fun19 insightful - 19 fun -  (8 children)

He still make a hotter lesbian than most transbian LMAO

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (7 children)

Openly man is sexier than man on drungs and in dress?

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

I meant he's cute

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

B-but what about lesbians are hating all men?!

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 7 insightful - 6 fun7 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

Damn, I may not be a lesbian lol

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

That will be sad, I've heard lesbians are not dating bisexuals, so we can't marry anymore, unles you start hating men!

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (2 children)

There is zero heterosexuality in me, babe :D

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

I am still thinking on proposal, tho ;)

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 6 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

LMAO

[–]Lesbianese⚢ 20 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

This and the Emily Howard skits from Little Britain are unfortunately funnier than when they aired.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Oh nice! Do you have some skits your recommend?

[–]Lesbianese⚢ 16 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

These two are classics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHFnjfF-n-4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvH1LLZeef4 Unfortunately it's hard to find these skits online due to how "offensive" they are.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's honestly how it is nowadays. They try to take their "lady" self with their "lady" purse to the "lady" pool.

The second skit where Edward Emily Howard was in jail was great hahaha.

[–]reluctant_commenter 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I saw someone post this before, maybe on s/lesbians. 10/10 quality. The first time I watched it I was just shocked with how accurate it is. I wonder what the reaction would be if it were posted on r/lgbt now, lol.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Back then, it seemed rather corny/lame humour, a little bizarre thinking a man can try passing off as a woman(and vice-versa).

But now rewatching this? It's funny (and sad) because it's true.

[–]crodish 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

"My vagina looks A LOT like a penis with two testicles" = "girldick"

This reality is sad.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Girldick...GIRLdick...it sounds like someone just wrap a dick in a tiny cute pink bow and called it a girldick.

...also...why do they say 'girl' and no 'woman'?? It just sounds like the age their trying to be is...nevermind.

[–]GoValidateYourselfuseful lesbian 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

The woque will write it as "girldique" soon because it sounds French and therefore intellectual.

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL I love how the WokePatrol™ already tries to sound iNteLLecTuaL with their buzzwords saying how "problematic" this rampant "transphobia" is and that "girldick" is a "valid" genital for...lesbians...and that TERFS are LITERAL 'bigots' for not using the right pronouns, because gender is a 'spectrum'.

Ugh, that paragraph was hard to write....I try avoiding those words if I can. I wish they didn't steal such a normal word like valid.

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Reminds me of stephen the lesbian, another one created almost a decade ago but very relevant today

[–]PeakingPeachEaterfemale♀ | detrans🦎 | eater of peaches 🍑[S] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hahaha I remember that video holy hell it's been a while!

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

When I first saw it, I didn't realize it was supposed to be a documentary! 😬

[–]Kai_Decadence 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I remember watching this skit years ago (Was big into Mad TV) and of course I laughed at how ridiculous the concept was but low and behold, after a few years THIS is the reality....