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[–]Q-Continuum-kin 35 insightful - 24 fun35 insightful - 23 fun36 insightful - 24 fun -  (3 children)

Summary:

I'm straight dating a MtF so I need to learn to suck dick.

Go on Grindr to practice.

Sorry I can't use Grindr because I'm straight.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 19 insightful - 11 fun19 insightful - 10 fun20 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

Also: "it's not gay if two straight dudes do it" LMAO

Just say "no homo" and you're fine.

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 14 insightful - 11 fun14 insightful - 10 fun15 insightful - 11 fun -  (1 child)

I've heard "it is not gay if balls don't touch".

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 15 insightful - 8 fun15 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah :D

Like, he isn't open to gay sex, but want to suck a dick. My God, some people are such in denial.