LesbianHow do lesbians have sex? According to Healthline it includes men

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[–]bastetkat 47 insightful - 1 fun47 insightful - 0 fun48 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

If the titled said “How do heterosexuals have sex?” it wouldn’t make a difference. What was the point of making this about lesbians? Oh right, “woke” conversion therapy.

Edit: P.S. you guys can give feedback at the end of the article and let them know how you feel about it.

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 41 insightful - 1 fun41 insightful - 0 fun42 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Exactly what I thought. They could have just made an article about "how to have sex with women" and even include trans women if they wanted to be woke. My problem is them CONSTANTLY appropriating lesbianism. They know exactly what they're doing. Homophobes creeps.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 27 insightful - 7 fun27 insightful - 6 fun28 insightful - 7 fun -  (7 children)

So, I was looking at OK cupid profiles, and a profile from USA appeared. It said it was a butch lesbian. It was a dude. A fat dude. Some of these pervs are not even trying to look like women and just say to be butch lesbians. The profile also said he had mutiple girlfriends,and two of the girlfriends left him to stay together LMAO I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. I miss the day where lesbian males was just a joke :(

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

It said it was a butch lesbian. It was a dude. A fat dude. Some of these pervs are not even trying to look like women and just say to be butch lesbians.

Unfortunately, I already knew that. There are also straight blokes who will say they're he/him lesbians. I'm so so glad I'm not from USA or UK. At least in my country, it's a little bit more sane. Still, it sucks :'

I miss the day where lesbian males was just a joke :(

Same... I feel like I'm on a nightmare and I'm never waking up... :'

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Yeah, but it's different from straight dude making it as joke, as this idiot who do it for real. A dude seriously saying to be a butch lesbian. USA is going to export this bullshit. I've started seeing lib fem in my country talking about gender nonsense, that's why I stumbled upon LGBdropT. I saw how crazy and dangerous it was for homosexual and women.

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

But the ones I was talking about also mean it, they say they're he/him lesbians seriously 😅 I even had a screenshot with one of them. I'm not finding the image right now though grr :(

Yep, in my country, you already see too TRA rhetoric too... You know a curious thing? The person who made the post that made me peak at actuallesbians was a girl from MY country! When I was seeing her profile, I realised it because she had messages in my language and I know what and where she studies 🙃 I was so enraged.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

But dudes are joking, that's why they use the normal male pronoun. It's different from someone saying to be a woman and butch lesbians.

Yeah, TRA rhetoric isnt't widespread in Italy, because we're more conservative, but you can start to see it in more progressive (I should say regressive) and libfem group. USA is exporting it. I remember being on actual lesbians where I saw all the dick praising posts, and just understood that things were totally off and that shit had nothing to do with lesbians.

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 9 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

But dudes are joking, that's why they use the normal male pronoun.

I'm just telling you, they're not joking 😂😂😂 They will say he/him lesbians are just as valid uwu the same bs as ever. Luckily, I just found the image I saved: https://imgur.com/a/vwcOety

USA is exporting it

Definitely. :( I just hope that it won't ever be as bad in my country at least :' but I don't know :/

[–]PrimeWolf88 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"autistic" - yeah, no shit. I guessed that before seeing the profile

[–]Ninaran 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Man I remember when 'I'm a boy and I'm a lesbian... because I like girls! Huehue" was a stupid joke in secondary school 15 years ago. It's still a joke, it just isn't funny on a juvenile level anymore.

[–]TarshishJupiterpolitically homeless 21 insightful - 1 fun21 insightful - 0 fun22 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I reported incorrect information.

[–]turtleduck23[S] 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I just did too.

[–]Seahorse 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Yeah this is what I was going to do too.

[–]8bitgay 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If the titled said “How do heterosexuals have sex?” it wouldn’t make a difference.

Funny, this was pretty much my first thought even before I saw your comment.

If you take trans people into account, then literally every sexuality will perform the same sexual acts. If you consider their ideology, male + male, female + female or male + female would all be sexual combinations that can be straight, gay, lesbian or non-binary depending on how the people involved identify themselves.

If you follow their logic, we can't have sex guides for gays/lesbians, because literally any type of sex involving any sets of genitals could be for any sexuality.

And I kinda wish they started being more explicit about it, because then maybe more people would realize how homophobic this narrative is.

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 33 insightful - 13 fun33 insightful - 12 fun34 insightful - 13 fun -  (6 children)

Ah yes, the most lesbian sex act of all: penis in anus intercourse.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 31 insightful - 14 fun31 insightful - 13 fun32 insightful - 14 fun -  (5 children)

Waiting for the gay sex article which has a section on scissoring.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 19 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

I wonder if the transwomen couples rub their limp dick together pretending it's two pussies. Ewww, I don't want to know.

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

Yes but with more NYYYYYAAAAA kawaii anime catgirl noises UwU

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

Maybe also some "scissor me, Timbers" into the mix lol

[–]oofreesouloo⚡super lesbian⚡ 8 insightful - 7 fun8 insightful - 6 fun9 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

it's more or less like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4mEN5Qn2z8 (see until the end 😂)

[–]FrostyNugsI'm allergic to nuts 6 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Oh my god

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 25 insightful - 10 fun25 insightful - 9 fun26 insightful - 10 fun -  (5 children)

Myths about lesbians part is the funnies. Especialy myth "you can't get pregnant in lesbian sex" :D

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

They made an article on scissoring, including pregnancy too: https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/scissoring

I feel like living in alternative reality. At least the last two sex position mentioned are decent and informative.

[–]southpaw 18 insightful - 4 fun18 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I read the article and found this tidbit, "historically, scissoring was seen only as something that could happen between two vulva owners." I really don't like the term vulva owner. One the one hand it is degrading because it is defining women by their anatomy and on the other hand it sounds a lot like Volvo (the car company).

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Scissoring meaning the weird position can be done by anyone. Vulva on vulva sex ,can happen only between two vulvas. That's logical. But how can you except logic from people calling straight penis in vag lesbian sex and focusing on it on an article about lesbians.Even 10 years ago something like that would have being impossible. In the last years, gender ideology has completely taken over in an incredible way. And vulva owner. It sounds like someone who went to a store to bought a volvo. So inhuman and orwellian.

[–]LeaveAmsgAfterBeep 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Hold on gotta take my vulva to the drycleaner. Like really, I’m a “dog owner”, many people “home owners”, it doesn’t sit in a tube, its an organ? A fairly important one at that to hold the female spine and pelvis and abdominal organs in place (if we are counting ligaments related to the female reproductive system), lol.

I swear the disembodying of organs sounds equal parts black market organ trading and equal parts making it easier for people to have dysphoria/encourage it.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 25 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 1 fun26 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

The article was so fucking dumb. It fucking focus on straight penis in vag (like people didn't know how its done) or anal shit, and so no word actual pussy on pussy, you know actual homosexual sex on female sex, which is what people searching for such an article want to know. Except for saying that scissoring can be impractical. But scissoring is just weird porn position, that's impractical. Not that vulva on vulva sex, which can be done in multiple position, including good old missionary. For the sake on being trans including, they keep on focusing it all on the dick and hetero penis in vagina action, and ignore homosexual female sex in article on lesbianism. This gender ideology is good old heterocentrism and phallocentric.

[–]BraveAndStunningTERF 18 insightful - 5 fun18 insightful - 4 fun19 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

Sex for lesbians: Step 1: insert penis into vagina. Step 2: there is no such thing as a lesbian.

[–]BigMommyMilkersYes, they're real 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

Why do these bisexual women think they are the spokespeople for lesbians?

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

And then they wonder why many lesbians hate them. Because of idiots who cannot understand nor respect what female homosexuality means.

[–][deleted] 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

They understand. They just don’t like it.

[–]MezozoicGayoldschool gay 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

More like "they just don't care", as only their opinions is the one that matters. They are like that spoiled kid who cries and "mooooooom, I must have this toy right now!".

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This kind of sounds more like it was written by a straight woman LARPing as a lesbian IMO. Or a dude LARPing as a lesbian. I get the impression that the majority of women is relationships with transbians are just codependent heterosexuals who probably also want woke and oppression points.

[–]TruBi 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

As sick of I am of hearing about this. It will always make me livid how homophobic these people are and how the LGBT community of today accepts this with no questions asked. I can’t even laugh at stuff like this, it’s so upsetting.

[–]uroborosjohnson 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

How to convince young lesbians confused about their sexuality to have sex with you: the article.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 16 insightful - 1 fun16 insightful - 0 fun17 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

It was written by a woke bisexual woman.

[–]8bitgay 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, this reminds me of how I found out an acquaintance of mine was bisexual. He was going on about how gay men have to date trans men. He was kind of an early bird too, he was saying this like 5, 6 years ago before it became so trendy.

I dunno exactly how the conversation went but at some point he said something like "I'm bi, so for me gender doesn't matter" and yeah, everything became much more clear. I know not every bi person is into trans people (as the bi people in this sub can say), but obviously opposite sex genitals are much less of an issue for him since he's bi.

[–]uroborosjohnson 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I'm sure male "lesbians" will love citing this one to hesistant young lesbians on dating apps.

[–]Eurowoman24 10 insightful - 10 fun10 insightful - 9 fun11 insightful - 10 fun -  (2 children)

Now I'm confused. As a hetero woman, have I been having lesbian sex all my life?

edit: some light hearted humor to let you guys know we see this

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Yes if you identify as having had lesbian sex with a womanly penis. Now come claim your woke and oppression points!

[–]Eurowoman24 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Ah yes brown, female and lesbian = Bingo!

[–]panderichthys 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Wait, Healthline, seriously? I was willing to give them the benefit of the doubt after their huge BLM virtue signal, but nope, they're nuts.

[–]florasisHOMOSEXUAL FEMALE/Pussy is my God and I'm monotheist 14 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 0 fun15 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Completely woke garbage.This site is obsessed with including trans everywhere Also, this blm thing is on okcupid. Like wtf has that to do with a dating site? Just to make people know how woke and left fanatic SJW you are?

[–]chazzstrong 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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  • If your partner has a penis, you are not a lesbian, and you are not having lesbian sex.

[–]disheveledtomboyGen X Old AF DGAF 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

So who wants to write an article for a mainline men's magazine telling them how to accommodate lady dick or a feature in Cosmopolitian to let the ladies know how to appreciate a masculine pussy? I mean if this They/Them bisexual queerio can sit there and write this drivel like she's some kind of authority on lesbian sex, why do we have to stay in our lane? /s

I will give a very small kudos on her "asking for consent is crucial." I wish the males she's inserting into lesbian sex would consider the same.

Edit: also left feedback.

[–]yousaythosethingsFind and Replace "gatekeeping" with "having boundaries" 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Men’s Health Mag is perfect for this as they’ve jumped on the gender ideology train. Please someone pitch this.

[–]disheveledtomboyGen X Old AF DGAF 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh wow, you were not kidding.

Dear editors, I found your article: 21 Foreplay Tips to Please Her in Bed to be super transphobic and exclusionary. Some women don't have a clitoris or a labia. Please revise to include a feminine penis.

[–]soundsituationI myself was once a gay 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I always include at least one, but ideally two dicks in my lesbian sex

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In a word:

Penisless-ly.

[–]Seahorse 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

This genuinely makes me really angry.