The bisexual umbrella

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[–]dramasexual 16 insightful - 12 fun16 insightful - 11 fun17 insightful - 12 fun -  (1 child)

hasbian

yestergay

omniemotional

wat

[–]VioletRemiCat, homosexual one 12 insightful - 7 fun12 insightful - 6 fun13 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

AC/DC

Electricity is bisexual now too?

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 10 insightful - 9 fun10 insightful - 8 fun11 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

i was made for this

[–]julesburm1891 5 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 5 fun6 insightful - 6 fun -  (1 child)

Are you Tesla-sexual or Edison-sexual? It’s the question we all face in life.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I mean, have you seen Tesla's moustache?

[–]artetolife 12 insightful - 3 fun12 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

This is why "monosexuals" are reluctant to date bisexuals. You might end up with one of these loons.

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

:(

[–]artetolife 9 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Your username is in the picture :P

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

lmao, indeed it is

[–]Lessom 7 insightful - 4 fun7 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

How did the band AC/DC make the cut?

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

it's a slang term for "bisexual", but it's not its own sexuality, lmao

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

But if it were...? What would "AC/DC: The Sexual Orientation!" be like?

Attraction to those who shake you all night long? And, of course, engage in dirty deeds (done dirt cheap, though-- so turn-ons must include thriftiness!).

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

laughed at this on my work break and got weird looks 😅 a+ reply

Does your attraction 'boom'? Does it, perhaps, feel like T.N.T. (dynamite)? You may be entitled to monetary compensation AC/DCsexual!

[–]PenseePansyBio-Sex or Bust 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Love knowing that this made ya lol for real :) Esp. since I got all self-conscious about its levity (as though Graham Chapman's Colonel from "Monty Python" might appear at any moment to declare my comment "too silly!") and actually thought about deleting it; glad I didn't! Think we all can use a break from the ongoing TQ+ horrorshow every now and then.

Nice contributions to the emerging AC/DC sexual orientation-profile. May I also suggest that it includes an attraction to ample ladies named Rosie? :)

[–]Lessom 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Oh ok never heard of it. Is it an accepted term or something these special snowflakes made up?

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

it's an accepted, yet not commonly used term

[–]MarkJeffersonTight defenses and we draw the line 6 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"Non-monosexual"

How redundant.

Anyway, this is a bunch of dreck. Low quality even by Q+ standards.

[–]TarshishJupiterpolitically homeless 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Where did you find this??

[–]wafflegaffWoman. SuperBi. 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Nope.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They spend days and nights coming up with new words and descriptors.

Over it.

[–]Three_oneFourWanted for thought crimes in countless ideologies 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Down-low? I thought that meant someone who didn't want it public that they were fucking someone? That's like saying "with the lights turned off" is a sexuality

[–]Seahorse 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Humansexual🤣

[–]ac-dcyou've been thunderstruck 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

every one of these is more ridiculous than the last

[–]BiHorror 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Oh god, what is that monstrosity? It's just like the "transgender umbrella" BS.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Leave me the fuck outta that umbrella. Im BISEXUAL, attracted to BOTH sexes, not any of that weird shit.