I wanted some bees

submitted by iamonlyoneman from self.Jokes

so i went to a local beekeeper and told him "I would like one dozen bees, please."

he counted them out and put them in a bbox for me. I counted and there was 13 bees instead of 12

I told him "sir you have given me one too many bees"

He said "Yes. That's a freebee"

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[–]Zapped 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

A beekeeper's dozen.

[–]NastyWetSmear 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Does this joke come with a musical sting at the end?

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

www.instantrimshot.com ?

[–]NastyWetSmear 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Thank you! Satisfying.

[–]iamonlyoneman[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You're welcome! It's easy enough to remember so gg whoever bought that domain name