There are these four guys, one's black, one's a mexican, one's a jew, and the last one is white. They are walking across a desert when all of a sudden they stumble upon a genie's lamp.

The genie pops out and says "Listen fella's, I'm in a bit of a rush so instead of getting three wishes each, you all get one."

Rasheed the black guy says "Listen dawg, I wish dat me and all my homies could go back to Africa so we can make it a better place to live in". The genie snaps his fingers and poof all the blacks are back in Africa.

Javier the Mexican says "Listen compadre, I wish dat me, all my ese's and all my senoritas could go back to mother mexico with all the knowdelge dat we have and return it to the beautiful land that it once was". The genie snaps his fingers and poof all the Mexicans are back in Mexico.

Schlomo the Jew says, "Listen goyim, my people have suffered awful tragedy throughout our history. All I wish is for God's Chosen to have what our people deserve." Genie snaps his fingers, and poof all the Jews vanish.

The genie then turns to Kyle the white guy. He says "So what do you want?" Kyle then asks "So you mean to tell me that all the niggers are back in Africa, the spics are back in Mexico, and all the kikes are gone?" The genie replies "Pretty much, yeah"

Kyle says "Then I'll just have a Coke"