Why I now consider myself Jewish

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[–]skeeter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Du bist und bleibst ein kleiner Nazi. Ich werde Dir keine taktischen Informationen anbieten, denn immerhin habe ich gedient, bis zu einem Dienstgrad, die weisse, rechtsradikale Männer niemals verstehen werden.

Ich habe dich schon lange auf dem Schirm. Danke, dass du endlich Flagge zeigst. Du erleicherterst mir meinen Job damit erheblich.

translation: You are and will always be a little Nazi. I'm not going to offer you any tactical information, because after all, I've served to a rank that right-wing white men will never understand.

I've had you on my screen for a long time. Thanks for finally showing your flag. You make my job a lot easier for me.

[–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (8 children)

Thanks for the translation. Yes the Talmudists consider me to be a Nazi.

[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

i dont actually speak mexican, i just used the googles translate.

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

Of course that is German, not Spanish.

[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

yeah, i know.. i studied a tad of german in middle school and i lived in mexico for a bit, i was just being funny..

dont worry, i will keep my day job, lol..

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

Why don't you join us in north Mexico? There are 3 of us that will move there.

[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

I might be moving to nuevo laredo, but i dont know for sure yet..

where are you at?

[–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I'm in El Paso. Why Nuevo Laredo? As I mentioned, I plan to move here.

[–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I like to smoke crack in NL. /s

I have affairs to attend to there, seriously..

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That's a 7 day old account.