Why I now consider myself Jewish

submitted by fschmidt from (self.Jews)

Someone is born in nation A and moves to nation B as an infant. He grows up in nation B and considers himself a member of that nation. Then later nation B becomes an intolerable cesspool. He looks around for an alternative and finds nation C. He moves there but can't get citizenship. So he identifies as a national of nation A but lives in nation C.

Most nations are associated with a physical land, but not all. A nation is really defined by its people. Jews form a nation which I will call "Jewia" and Anabaptists form a nation which I will call "Anabaptia". Anabaptia is a theocracy, you must follow the religion of Christianity to be a member. Jewia is not a theocracy. While most Jews follow Judaism, this is not a requirement.

In my story above, I am the "someone", nation A is Jewia, nation B is America, and nation C is Anabaptia. I give the alt-right credit for making me realize that America is such an intolerable cesspool that I would rather consider myself a Jew than an American.

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[–]literalotherkin 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Remember when I told you before this metamorphosis that you might not care about being Jewish but it was what you were born to be? I also reminded you repeatedly that you displayed almost to an extreme degree common Jewish traits even if you said you weren't a Jew.

Looks like you've embraced who you are. You're welcome.

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Another alt-right moron. I would never have chosen to be Jewish if the West hadn't become completely degenerate.

[–]literalotherkin 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Another totally ugly Jewish trait. The eternal victim of circumstance and the wickedness of others. 'But goyim I had to lend you money and charge usurious rates of interest you made me do it.'

Repulsive.

[–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I am not a victim of anything. I just adjust to changing circumstances. If the people around me are evil scum, then certainly it is my moral obligation to screw them over in any way possible.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It's sort of a dump for a place that praises itself on so many things, to be fair. This isn't an amazing time to appreciate tradition, not when it's just being bastardized by personal interpretations or shit on in whatever way.

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    [–]skeeter 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

    Du bist und bleibst ein kleiner Nazi. Ich werde Dir keine taktischen Informationen anbieten, denn immerhin habe ich gedient, bis zu einem Dienstgrad, die weisse, rechtsradikale Männer niemals verstehen werden.

    Ich habe dich schon lange auf dem Schirm. Danke, dass du endlich Flagge zeigst. Du erleicherterst mir meinen Job damit erheblich.

    translation: You are and will always be a little Nazi. I'm not going to offer you any tactical information, because after all, I've served to a rank that right-wing white men will never understand.

    I've had you on my screen for a long time. Thanks for finally showing your flag. You make my job a lot easier for me.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Have fun with the extraction attemps. Du nimmst das alles viel zu persönlich, um auch nur irgendwie annähernd glaubhaft machen zu können, dass ich hier der Nazi bin und nicht du. Wie es in Wahrheit ja ist. Einschüchterungsversuche sowie dir klassischeVerbindung von Hohlköpfen und Ämtern ist (nachweislich) ein direkter Beweis für Faschismus. Aber woher solltest du das wissen. Du verbrennst lieber Bücher, statt sie zu lesen und behauptest dann hinterher ebenso unglaubhaft, wer anders wäre es gewesen.

    Nichtnazis streben keine Ämter mit Macht an. Ebensolche Leute widerlegen dich auch ohne Drohungen. Jeder machtgeile Rassist mit einem Mikropenis muss das natürlich hassen, weil er allein ja keine Frau abbekommt.

    Und nochwas: Dein Job, dein Job.... Ui. Alle Leute die Netzwerke auch nur ansatzweise durchblicken stehen auf der anderen Seite der politischen Linie in diesem Land. Sicherheitshalber melde ich dich einen paar meiner Freunden hier natürlich trotzdem. Also keine Sorge. Dein Job kann so oder so nur leichter werden.

    [–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (11 children)

    Thanks for the translation. Yes the Talmudists consider me to be a Nazi.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    You're probably just an asshole. I bet you gotta google to even get a whiff of what 'fascia' even means or what the historical context is. Like with all assholes, especially here:

    Leere Töpfe klappern, leere Köpfe plappern.

    [–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    All you do is post garbage in this sub. So this is a warning, another worthless comment and you will be the first person I ban.

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    So do it instead of talking. You took this personal and i've got no problem with that.

    And btw: If all of my comments are garbage you've maybe should have taken this step even earlier instead of taking on arguments you possibly can't win and asking questions you won't accept the answer to.

    [–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

    i dont actually speak mexican, i just used the googles translate.

    [–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (6 children)

    Of course that is German, not Spanish.

    [–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    yeah, i know.. i studied a tad of german in middle school and i lived in mexico for a bit, i was just being funny..

    dont worry, i will keep my day job, lol..

    [–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Why don't you join us in north Mexico? There are 3 of us that will move there.

    [–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

    I might be moving to nuevo laredo, but i dont know for sure yet..

    where are you at?

    [–]fschmidt[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

    I'm in El Paso. Why Nuevo Laredo? As I mentioned, I plan to move here.

    [–]skeeter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    I like to smoke crack in NL. /s

    I have affairs to attend to there, seriously..

    [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    That's a 7 day old account.

    [–]Node 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (5 children)

    Then later nation B becomes an intolerable cesspool...

    Due to the machinations of nation A, sometimes known as "jewia".

    The logic of your explanation isn't as valid as you appear to think it is, but maybe I'm making some assumptions about your intent.

    [–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

    Yes the Jews played a big role in destroying the West. In this conflict, I sided with the West against the Jews. But the West was stupid and lost the (culture) war. Now that the West is gone, it makes sense for me to align with the victors, the Jews.

    [–]CarlDung 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Civilisation is only sustainable through white identity, while Jews are only capable to subvert and destroy it. In this sense, you are like a man who decides to become a transsexual/homosexual because he couldn't find a woman.

    [–]fschmidt[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Japan is civilized. Israel is fairly civilized.

    Purely racial identity never works, it has always failed in history. But the alt-right is too stupid and ignorant to understand this.

    [–]Jesus 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Because you're a Jew, and not the good kind of Jew.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    It makes one think: is the inclination to give in to misanthropy, as we are witnessing in fschmidt right now, perhaps a genetic feature? I hope he will come to his senses.