Hi I'm me.

submitted by sawboss from self.Introductions

This is my introduction post. I'm a person. I live on Earth. I used to like the Internet, back when it was free.

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[–]Farseli 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (3 children)

I don't believe you!

You can't be "me" because I am "me" and that makes you not "me"!

[–]sawboss[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Would you believe Descartes?

[–]Farseli 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Classic nemesis, Descartes. Back for more I see!

:D

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

/s/Philosophy/comments/g0x/liar_paradox_if_this_sentence_were_true_then_what/

[–]SunBro 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

hi

[–]sawboss[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

greetings

[–]happysmash27 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

I don't believe you. How can I be so sure you're not actually someone else impersonating yourself? (reference to old joke of mine)

In other news, I am also a real human being human living on Earth, who used to like the Internet and Web when they were free. I enjoy doing human things, like inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide. (reference to /r/totallynotrobots. Do we have that sub yet?)

[–]Jesus-Christ 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

I enjoy doing human things, like inhaling oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide.

Wow man, we have a lot in common! I thought I was the only one who did these things and felt so left out!!

[–]sawboss[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

someone should make it. i don't have the rank to make subs.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

A useless ether breather.

[–]VantaFount 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (1 child)

Earth? That's the 3rd rock spinning around Sol, isn't it? (apart from the dwarf planets)

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That's not PC. We call them little planets now.

[–]Vigte 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

On Earth you say? No way, me too! I think you're an imposter, it's a small town what with the internet and all, everyone knows each other and I dunno you!

Welcome!!!

[–]sawboss[S] 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Thank you!

[–]BackwardsCompatible 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Hi me. I'm dad.

[–]sawboss[S] 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (6 children)

Hot (and totally SFW) asian pussy:

https://i.imgtc.com/W1mDO4N.jpg

[–]BackwardsCompatible 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (5 children)

Honestly, risky click of the day. Cute SFW pussy.

[–]sawboss[S] 1 insightful - 3 fun1 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

totally 😀😀😀

[–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

MOAR hairy pussy!

[–]happysmash27 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That's a really nice SaidIt logo.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That was one of the first... https://infogalactic.com/info/SaidIt_gallery

[–]sawboss[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

heterochromia gives me a happy feeling

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

dad?

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Jay?

[–]Optimus85 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Hello wonderful person!

[–]sawboss[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Hi!

https://files.catbox.moe/dcl0nk.jpg

[–]Tom_Bombadil 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Is a pleasure. Before we continue can you answer one question...

How do you know you're sawboss?

You could be in the middle of the sawboss version of the game "Roy"...

[–]sawboss[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That show is pretty funny when it hits.

[–]Vulphere 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Welcome to Saidit!

Have fun by contributing some good contents and encouraging healthy discussion here.

[–]sawboss[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

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