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FORUM POLICE ALERT: WELCOME TO SAIDIT. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN A KANGAROO COURT. REQUIREMENTS TO ENTER CHAT: WE NEED A FULL QUART OF STOOL AND URINE SAMPLE. WE NEED PICS OF YOUR CLOWN DICK. RESISTANCE TO THESE REQUIREMENTS WILL RESULT IN AN IMMEDIATE DEPORTATION FROM THIS SITE.

STOOL SAMPLES ARE USED TO OBTAIN DNA RECORDS.

BRING YOUR OWN HANDCUFFS.