This is brilliant. (Saiditors also repeat stupid statements.) The stupid 13-year-old responses seem to change every few years, but these have been used for 6+ years:

I did nazi that coming

that escalated quickly

seems legit

I like you

this will get buried but brace yourselves

some men want to watch the world burn

when you see it

kill it with fire

shut up and take my money

like a BOSS

you magnificent bastard

checks out

I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this

cool story, bro

why we can't have nice things

my faith in humanity...

you're doing God's work

tree fiddy

nope

this is my first post, be gentle

I have the weirdest boner right now

I'll be in my bunk with dat ass

oh, you!

now kith

never stick your dick in crazy

what did I just read?

dafuq?

you had one job

unzipps

I can't fap to this

that's enough internet for me today

OP is a fag

2/10, would not bang

murican

MVP

right in the feels

risky click

I see what you did there

circlejerk must be leaking

whoosh

I'll just leave this here