Left Reddit because naming dogs Panzerfäust and Otto means you're a Neo Nazi with baby dick energy

submitted by wagiemuzzle from (self.Introductions)

Posted a cute picture of my Shiba being unnerved at my Akita's sneeze and got harassed in the comments over their names. It was deeply hurtful to me that they based their idea of me solely on my dogs' names, and not my extensive history of incredibly anti-Semitic, sexist, racist and homophobic comments and posts.

It also upset me when they said I had baby dick energy, because I am not Jewish and therefore do not have an interest in infant penis. I am Catholic, and my fiance would probably prefer that I do not have dick energy at all because we aren't too keen on communing with the gays.

Anyway hi and nice to meet you nice folk.

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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Sounds legit Ben.

[–]wagiemuzzle[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

No, please, you wound me

[–]Literallyawoman 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

You sound like a child that shouldn’t be on saidit either tbh

[–]wagiemuzzle[S] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Now if I were an actual child I would be very upset at that statement, because no child wants to be found out for being a child. But since I am very obviously a mature adult, I will agree that this post may not seem mature.

[–]goatmeal 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what is it with them and penises all the time? so and so did this or that because of their penis. it's obnoxious.