In 2009, banned from an SAMP server for saying "too many niggas" for "racism" - It was laggy and I was complaining there were too many people.

I got banned from a gaming forum for doing good in a GTA IV race with the admins and some close-knit friends, where I ended up stopping my vehicle way up ahead, letting them catch up, then speeding off again. It was one or two races of a little teasing (why does it matter? I would have won anyway) but I got an ear-ful.

Banned from reddit /blackpeoplegifs. There was a funny gif of a black guy doing math in his head before he did a fail. I commented "Yo, dis is racis cuh he low iq" They banned me without providing a reason, so I stated my case and pointed out their hypocrisy. They don't even know I'm black, they just assume I'm the mortal enemy. They remained up on their high horses and said "Get outta here you racist motherfucker" and muted me.

/relationships banned me after some ghetto Mexican chick posted some breakup shit. It was a long post, and I posted "Nigga, that's a lotta text. You expect me to read that shit?" Of course I read it, cuz im there too read shit, but again, I was banned for "racism"

There's more, but I can't keep count of that shit, son. The world doesn't deserve me.