I'm so close to getting a gf brocels

submitted by yabbit from self.Incels

I think she's working for a foreign intelligence agency and is going to attempt to blackmail me for critical scientific information the Chinese government desperately needs but not getting cunny is worse than ending up in federal. We chat on reddit almost every day and she's my only hope for ascention. Wish me luck!

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[–]OPStolen 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

chad out

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

lmao simping for reddit e-girls actually has a chance of working? I always had to laugh when I pretended to be a foid and got 1k dms

[–]yabbit[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Did you get any money from them? I've always thought of trying but simps are getting smarter these days.

[–]greybeard 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Never crossed my mind to pay them at the age that I did this, was to stupid to pay or receive money on the internet.

[–]asterias 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The ultimate shittest for e-girls is asking them out for a real life date. 99% will say no and 90% will ask you to join their onlyfans. Let's wish you fall into that 1%.