I begged this 24 year old latina to go on a date with me next week. I told her I'd pay for her meal and if she wants to block me afterward, we'll never see each other again. She asked how I got through high school without dating anyone. I told her I couldn't find anybody that liked me. And she agreed to go on a date with me for the sole purpose of breaking my no-date streak.

I now have a pity date with a woman 4 years older than me who has plans to completely block me the second we finish our date. I am not proud. I am also pretty sure she'll cancel on me. If this date gets cancelled, this might be my last run here. I'm fucked.