Where Have I Been? I'm on the road to the infamous Ascension

submitted by OPStolen from (self.Incels)

I have been drinking and jerking off to porn for the last two months. Before I was banned on dating apps, I matched with this peruvian chick. I got her phone number before christmas, we called the first week of January, and we decided on a date on the 28th.

This is huge, but I know my luck. She'll probably cancel on me the night before or the week before. I'm enjoying talking to her. She sends voice messages all the time, she's pretty, she's chill. But, if the black pill has taught me anything, she should be going after some tall white dude, not me.

Anyway guys, I have two weeks to go to the gym, stop jerking off to latina porn, and deal with my drinking before this occurs. I hope you all are putting your faith in me.

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[–]Salvador6feet6 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Good luck, enjoy your last month being inkwell jfl

[–]greybeard 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Good luck bro! You still have 14 days left until the date. Enough time to cram in 42 showers, watching Captain Marvel directors cut in between. Hopefully will be enough to swoon her.

[–]takavoid513 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

gl, you might need it.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

why not until the 28th? You need to strike when the iron is hot. She might be a diamond in the rough but chad might grab her before then.

[–]OPStolen[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

she's an exchange student. wont be in state until the 25th.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

oh ok. Likely a catfish

[–]David_Allen_Cope1 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Good luck, bro. I'm rootin for ya.

[–]Mazurro 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Tbh, you seemed focused on getting dates, so good that you succeed. If I could guess who would hot it first, I would bet, really.

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

FAKECELLL OUUUUUUUUT

But seriously if successful post her booba pics.

[–]Airbus320 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Ew

[–]yabbit 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

Sorry milkers pics

[–]greybeard 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

hand pic

[–]AnimeRespecter 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Only plan to stop doing these things for the 2 weeks so it doesn't seem like a daunting task. Smaller goals are easier to achieve. Also, visit the nofap subreddit, it really helped me with not jerking off.