I really wish that at 30 virgins could become wizards

submitted by legendaryabyssking from self.Incels

31 years old here. It would give me purpose to become a wizard. It’s also a great thing to offer men as an alternative to foids. Become a based wizard or have sex with women.

Now eventually you can get around it and have sex but you need to get the wizard powers first. After five years of general studies you can pick your specialty. Some may have stronger skill with certain magic but any wizard can learn.

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[–]letsgobish29 6 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 0 fun7 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

we deserve some kind of reward or prize or something. disability payments for life surely.

[–]Narcotic 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

unironically you should get disability if you're a virgin for 30+. It'd make me feel a bit better if I knew that I'd be able to follow my independent pursuits without wagekeking. The thought of being a wagie my entire life so that I can be old and lonely sucks.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

a bunch of owls should show up and drop black pills instead of letters. a big hagrid looking guy shows up on a motorcycle and hands you neet bucks

[–]legendaryabyssking[S] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Because fuck wage cucking right?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

well yeah but a good fulfilling job as a wizard would be ok

[–]OPisaFAGGOT 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Lol, imagine gaining wizardly electricity powers and zapping foids and Chads.

[–]legendaryabyssking[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would become a dark wizard and become immortal