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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

we need a kek cel story hour to prepare young boys for the shitshow to come

[–]legendaryabyssking 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

We’ll use a cuddly frog to explain things to them. Pepe the Truth Frog.

Join Pepe as he explains why women only want money and good looking guys! “ There’s a story about a princess who kisses a frog that becomes a prince. Remember most of you are never going to be handsome princes due to bad genetics , so just have fun here as a frog in Pepe’s Coping Bog! Forget about women!”

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

then at the end of story time the kids get some candy, skittles that happen to be colored black

[–]legendaryabyssking 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

yes