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How to hold a foid's hands + possible hugs (non romantic). Garantee it will make you feel good

submitted by hybristophilia from self.Incels

Holding a foid's hands or hugging one (even below average looks) can make you feel fantastic for days. No exaggeration.

I have been to many churches in my life. I went to that crazy church and people were talking in tongues lmao. Some had some weird meltdowns l was trying my hardest not to laugh. Like biting my own tongue not to laugh like a maniac. We were in a circle and l was holding a foid's hand. The other side was a guy.

They were blessing us while saying some random things that made no sense. Then they hugged us. Guys, girls, old, young, plenty of hugs.

The church above was the quadrangular church, if I'm not mistaken.

I was at another church but l had to leave because the black foid next to me was in a trance and she freaked me out. It was called "kardec church" or something.

I also went to a mormon church. It was the weirdest to me. But the hottest foids were there. Prime pussy. Also knew a lot of crazy ones, very overweight too. I shook hands with some sister missionaries. Her smile, holy shit l could have come right there.

Honestly if you're not put off by the weirdness, I would suggest you give it a try.

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[–]Tokenwalruspie 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Not a bad idea op, i know most church girls are genuinely pleasant people (the ones who grew up in the church, not the "repentant" tradthots). But they were all married before 25, and they had a husband who was as religious as them. Their bs detector is going to activate if you're not religious.

[–]hybristophilia[S] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

I've tried many churches in many countries. I've also read some key passages of the Bible in several languages to make sure l wouldn't be caught if guard, but l went to a Catholic school when l was young, so it's not like l could forget.

Don't worry. Just say you are lost and trying to find for yourself if god is in your life. Some devout people will help you. Look, even a hug from a man in his 50s made me feel good.

[–]Tokenwalruspie 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

"Just say you are lost and trying to find for yourself if god is in your life. Some devout people will help you"

That's still not going to get you closer to your church waifu. I'm not saying don't try but you're going to have to either be a godly man or do a good job imitating one.

"Look, even a hug from a man in his 50s made me feel good"

That's a bit ghey op. 😔

[–]hybristophilia[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Never claimed I could get a foid there. Just holding hands and hugs.

[–]dragonzord 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Number of laws in Leviticus IQ.

During every Catholic Mass, everyone holds hands during the Our Father, at least in most parts of the US.

[–]Invisicel 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Seems like only grannies go to church near me

[–]hybristophilia[S] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The youngest crowd l have seen were in black churches and some catholic events for youth.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

Churchmaxxing is actually high IQ if you're incel. I did that for a while when I was a teenager trying to rebel against my atheist parents (lol). You're totally right that the weird culty stuff they do will make you uncomfortable, but at least there's no risk of any atheist exploiting the church to touch foids accidentally getting converted!

[–]hybristophilia[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Haha based! Did your parents hate it when you went to church?

The worst places l tried were synagogues. They literally treated me like a subhuman goy. Like one rabbi told me l was a potential spy for terrorists and escorted me out... Wtf!!!

Mosques aren't bad, but you can't touch foids there lol

[–]Tokenwalruspie 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Judaism has no interest in trying to convert people. To join the jewish faith is almost impossible.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

lol not at all it totally backfired cause they thought it was good I was trying new things. I didn't really have a bad experience anywhere, but this one Baptist church I tried was uncanny. Like a creepy dream where everyone is speaking in unison. I don't think I got to touch a foid there but I was given free food so even that wasn't that bad.

[–]4_11cel 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Funny enough, the girls who were the nicest to me when I lived in the dorms last year were religious Christian chicks. One of them was really hot too, but she already had a boyfriend (go figure). She looked like Olivia holt for reference.

[–]tundra 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

mormon maxxing is legit https://saidit.net/s/Incels/comments/18nd/ever_been_approached_by_mormons/