I am on mobile and a little bit tired so please ignore any typos.
So basically last year i have discovered the drink of the gods,i realized that soylent is the essence of perfection and started drinking it regulary,it started small. Like 1-2 cups a day but it wouldn't give me the soy feeling that it used to give me back when i first tried it so i had to increase the quantity to maintain the same soy vibes,so i started drinking 5 cups a day,and then 10 cups a day. Back in those days my wife told me she wanted an open relationship and i agreed because she is my kween and i'll to everything for my kween,back i those days i started drinking insane amounts of soylent and protecting the needs of women in online forums (ain't nobody insult my kweens,yassd girls) and then it happened!
My wife told me she had a boyfirend!
I was the happies man in my life seeing my kween go out there and make her own decisions in the world and i told her i would love her no matter what. She said i am her best friend,i wanted to hug her but she said she was keeping her body for her bf (his name is tyrone BTW) and me being the gentleman that i am,i respected her,around that time i have started drinking unbelievable amounts of soylent,it got to the point my walmart was running out of stock.
After a few days we met with tyrone at a resturant and i have met the best friend i had ever! Tyrone was kind,compassionate and a good guy,i sat on the opposite side of the table and ordered my favorate drink(soy milk) while they made out in the othef side of the table.
A few weeks past and then something insane had happened in the weekend! I was so busy with satisfying my kweens needs that i forgot to buy soy!
At that point i was basically suicidal,and i didn't know how i was gonna live without the necessity in my life that is soy.
But suprise suprise! I heard a knock on the door and it was tyrone! He actually went to the store and bought me 6 packs of soy! I was extatic! I love him so much!
And then he told me he got me an even bigger present! HE LEGIT BOUGHT ME A NINTENDO SWITCH! WITH A COPY OF THE LEGEND OF ZELDA!
i couldn't belive it!!!!!!!! My dreams came true!!!!!!! I thanked him prefusly and went to turn on my switch for the first time, my wife went with him to the bedroom to have sex.
That was a week ago,and i have realised my life could not be the same without soy,and advice on how to deal with that addiction?
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