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[–][deleted] [score hidden] stickied comment (26 children)

Reminder that we'll ban anyone who spouts "face>height" bullshit.

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

St.blackops2cel is my shepherd. I shall not rope.

He maketh me to gym max. He leadeth me to low inhibition max.

He restoreth my cope. He leadeth me on the path of the blackpilled for his names sake.

Yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Chad I shall fear no mogging, for thou art my looksmatch and thou art with me. Thy receding hairline and thy narrow chin they comfort me.

Thou preparest a table for me in the presence of foids. Thou anointest my head with monoxidil, my cope runneth over.

Surely validation from my looks match shall follow me all the days of my life and I shall dwell in the house of St.blackops2cel.

[–]hybristophilia 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

LMAO at minoxidil. I went to the barber today, I saw my hair and it was thinning. I wanted to turn away from the mirror and ask the barber to just give me Vin Diesel's haircut. I'll have to buy some treatment for my scalp soon.

In the name of St BlackOps2Cel, my shepherd.

[–]Reddit_sucks_dick 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

ask the barber to just give me Vin Diesel's haircut.

'OK, but I can't give you his face'

[–]hyassin27 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Amen