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[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (29 children)

I've seen people calling Socks "she" but that could mean anything now.

That was a mistake. Tam, for whatever reason, referred to Socks as a woman in a post and people just assumed Tam knew something we didn't. That went on for a while without Socks correcting anybody because he assumed it was a deliberate slight.

[–]jet199 4 insightful - 6 fun4 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 6 fun -  (28 children)

He probably felt it was a micro aggression and literal violence. He's lucky to be alive really.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (27 children)

I think that's an American thing sadly. Not sure where Socks is from, but some people think it is a muslim nation. He does hate Jews. Could be asian too.

u/Socks, curious minds want to know.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (26 children)

LOL

I like Jewish people, I also once had a Jewish girlfriend, who is awesome. (I don't like Israel political leadership at the moment, as you know.) I'm not in a Muslim nation, nor am I Asian.

Here's a riddle, the answer to which is who I am: "What is always old and sometimes new? Never sad, but sometimes blue? Never empty, but sometimes full? Never pushes, always pulls?"

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (20 children)

What is always old and sometimes new? Never sad, but sometimes blue? Never empty, but sometimes full? Never pushes, always pulls?"

An anal dildo is not a nationality, Socks. 🤦‍♀️

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (19 children)

Bzzzzzzt! Nice try, but it's not an innie; it's an outie. Aaaaand what do we have for our runner-up, Vanna?

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (18 children)

You could just say. I live in Houston, Texas.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (17 children)

shhhhhhh

(1st rule - never discuss your other personalities; one of them might hear you)

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (16 children)

You are a weird dude.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (15 children)

Bzzzzzzt!

[–]AXXA 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (4 children)

you're Neil Armstrong

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

Ah - one giant leap in the right direction. Would ya like to buy a vowel?

[–]AXXA 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Can I buy two?

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

If you can sing an Italian tune about pizza.