I've worn a mask for 6 months to "protect you". Not once did it protect you. I never had covid. It's time you protect yourself. I'm not wearing it anymore.

submitted by Orangutan from self.Health

I'm not missing smiles to 'protect you.'

I'm not losing my job to 'protect you.'

I'm not missing funerals to 'protect you.'

I'm not skipping hugs to 'protect you.'

I'm not losing my house to 'protect you.'

I'm not denying science to 'protect you.'

I'm not living in your fear to 'protect you.'

I'm not adapting my life to your comforts to 'protect you.'

I've done everything I can to 'protect you'.

I will not sacrifice another year of my life to 'protect you.'

You're the only person who can 'protect you.'

You can't rely on me anymore.

No more lock downs, no more mask, if you are scared stay, home to 'protect you'.

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[–]jet199 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (5 children)

Yeah but now the weather's cold and it keeps my face warm so now I like it.

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    [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    A different colour for every bank robbed.

    [–]whistlepig 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    They'll never recognize you that way...

    [–]Antifa 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

    Oddly. Yes. It could fuck off all summer. Now it's toasty.

    In the real world though ascard looks a touch more dapper

    [–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Might get myself a merino neck gator thingy.

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      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

      Uh but all the former things you mentioned are actually fun and release dopamine faster than playing with my noodle does, why would I go outside and exercise when those things are not fun? 🤨

      [–]Orangutan[S] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Source: https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/jk3lgh/ive_worn_a_mask_for_6_months_to_protect_you_not/

      [–]asg101 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

      We see how well this philosophy is working in the USA. Narcissistic, sociopathic special snowflakes are spreading COVID and killing people faster than anywhere else on the planet.

      [–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      ”I enjoyed your last words, they were very human!”

      [–]C3P0 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

      Wasn't it illegal to wear a mask in certain places in the US? How are all of those laws suddenly void?