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[–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

I can't believe your wizard beard isn't getting you laid by itself.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

To be honest I haven't tried.

I'm too superficial to settle for a dumpling who would settle for my Santa looking self. It's not fair to them nor to myself to just settle. The belly is coming off though - slowly.

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Ethan Ralph is a living, breathing example that anyone, without exception, can find themselves a sexual partner - multiple ones even. So, my lovely friends, there is no excuse. If he can do it, literally anyone else can. Except maybe Russell Greer. - source

This gunt-wielder has a girlfriend...

Not that you'd compare, but a mere 'belly' is not necessarily a deal breaker.

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A fellow kiwi on SaidIt?!

🤔🧩🍻

[–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Bobbobbybob was your fellow kiwi. Most of the people in those links are in VA or WV.

Are you on the north or south island? I've recently spent a couple hours looking around the south island on google street view. Lots of amazing scenery.