J.C. has risen from the banned.

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[–]Zapped 5 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 3 fun6 insightful - 4 fun -  (17 children)

Welcome back, fucker.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 5 fun1 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 5 fun -  (16 children)

Thanks, Zapper. I used to fuck a lot, but haven't for almost a decade (long story). I suspect my fucking days are behind me.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 6 fun2 insightful - 5 fun3 insightful - 6 fun -  (15 children)

Well, shrivel me timber.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (14 children)

Since it's not September 19, I doubt the Woody you're talking about is not in Toy Story.

My timber is fine. My life was not. That's being worked on, slowly. But I'm 50 now, and by the time I'm a success object none of the sex objects I want will likely be interested. Of course, complicating things is how much I want more than just eye candy and my rocks off.

Fuck Big Pharma.

[–]LarrySwinger2 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (13 children)

I can't believe your wizard beard isn't getting you laid by itself.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (11 children)

To be honest I haven't tried.

I'm too superficial to settle for a dumpling who would settle for my Santa looking self. It's not fair to them nor to myself to just settle. The belly is coming off though - slowly.

[–]Node 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (10 children)

Ethan Ralph is a living, breathing example that anyone, without exception, can find themselves a sexual partner - multiple ones even. So, my lovely friends, there is no excuse. If he can do it, literally anyone else can. Except maybe Russell Greer. - source

This gunt-wielder has a girlfriend...

Not that you'd compare, but a mere 'belly' is not necessarily a deal breaker.

[–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (6 children)

Ew. Morbid. Maybe I should take a few old photos and stitch them together and label them: "Before, During, and After Big Pharma Poisons". I was always moderately to very fit until this. I know it's a vanity thing. I don't rationally know how to get past it. It was very difficult for many years, but I've since accepted it. I'm grateful to have 97% of my mind back now, so I aim to at least put that to use.

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    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    Thanks LOL. I started classical animation then computer animation at college near Toronto in 1989. I've worked in NY, Toronto, Vancouver, SF, Austin, etc. animating, live action art directing, animation directing, directing, etc. and of course countless other creative projects.

    I aim to delve back into the creative realm again, now armed with deep knowledge about the levers of power. Cartoons are one option.

    [–]Zapped 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    You should string together some longer posts of your worldly adventures, especially Burning Man. I'd read them.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

    I've shared some of my thoughts on and experiences of Burning Man. Some prudes here don't even want to know that I hosted 8 orgies much less know any details about The Great Canadian Beaver Eating Contest, as titillating as it may be.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    You did that artwork? That was dope, a lot of it seemed ahead of its time! I saw a good amount of designs that would make cool embroideries for hoodies and clothing imho.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    That was dope, a lot of it seemed ahead of its time!

    Thanks. LOL, I won't argue with that. Some of it's dated now, mostly 90s. I was drawing Monsters High and Bratz-like grrls long before they were ever a thing. And before I knew what real spy craft is about I was developing a 6-girl team called Fashion Action, fashion models by day, secret agents by night. Ignorant propaganda glamorizing evil-doers, long before Kim Possible existed too.

    I saw a good amount of designs that would make cool embroideries for hoodies and clothing imho.

    I think my old Café Press stuff is still up. Some of it was for a toy store, and eco clothing line, this, that, whatever, etc etc etc.

    One of my projects I'll be outlining is a community store for us to sell our own stuff (homemade things, crafts, flee market, designs printed on things, and even 3D printed stuff) in our own sections, as well as sections for SaidIt, WikiSpooks, etc.

    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    A fellow kiwi on SaidIt?!

    🤔🧩🍻

    [–]Node 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Bobbobbybob was your fellow kiwi. Most of the people in those links are in VA or WV.

    Are you on the north or south island? I've recently spent a couple hours looking around the south island on google street view. Lots of amazing scenery.

    [–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    It grows on you.