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[–]FlippyKing 5 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 1 fun6 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

"... in the first scheme of its kind in the UK"

Scheme is right. No pay out for stopping a misdiagnosis? No pay out for saving a person from taking unneeded drugs?

Patient: Doctor! I think I broke my leg!

Doctor: I'll do the diagnosing around here. ... Nope, you need cross-sex hormones!

also

Patient: Doctor. I just hate all the creepy looks I get and the unwanted advances from guys now. Even my teachers are leering at me.

Doctor: It's perfectly understandable. You don't like it because you're really a straight man in a woman's body, but not the old fashioned way a straight man would get into a woman's body. Here's some testosterone!

also

Patient: Doctor! I think I'm a woman trapped in man's body!

Doctor: OK! You do the diagnosing around here after all. Here's your estrogen.