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[–]Finnegan7921 4 insightful - 13 fun4 insightful - 12 fun5 insightful - 13 fun -  (3 children)

Fork ? Wimp. Real men just shove their face into the bowl and chow down.

[–]MarkTwainiac 7 insightful - 13 fun7 insightful - 12 fun8 insightful - 13 fun -  (2 children)

Bowl? Really real real men don't use bowls. They eat their oatmeal off the table or counter. Or sometimes off the floor. Super manly really real real men don't even soak or cook the oats first - they just scarf 'em down raw.

[–]cryptoterfthrow 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

When I was a trans-identified female, I would snort oatmeal in a line off the kitchen table. Get on my level.

[–]FlippyKing 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I guess I should have said that at times when he needs to protect the ascot he is wearing a posh gentleman eats his raw oatmeal with a fork. I just assumed every man reading this often wears an ascot at breakfast or brunch with his fellow royalty and aristocrats. Sorry, my bad.