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[–]cryptoterfthrow 4 insightful - 7 fun4 insightful - 6 fun5 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

When I was a trans-identified female, I would snort oatmeal in a line off the kitchen table. Get on my level.

[–]FlippyKing 2 insightful - 5 fun2 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

I guess I should have said that at times when he needs to protect the ascot he is wearing a posh gentleman eats his raw oatmeal with a fork. I just assumed every man reading this often wears an ascot at breakfast or brunch with his fellow royalty and aristocrats. Sorry, my bad.