Skirt go spinny

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[–]lefterfield 12 insightful - 13 fun12 insightful - 12 fun13 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

Penis go erecty.

[–]Greykittymomma 8 insightful - 5 fun8 insightful - 4 fun9 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

We don't care you like to dress up, it is the acting like little girls that creeps us the fuck out! You are a grown man and if you admit that, sure go spinny all you like.

[–]tu_jode_mucho 8 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 2 fun -  (5 children)

They move like such awkward dudes lol

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (4 children)

It's so terrible that I have to wonder why they don't know how to pivot on their single foot and spin on the same spot or just cross one foot over the other and just twist their body around. I would excuse it if it's because of camera framing reasons, but their frames seem to offer sufficient room and they seem to just generally lack coordination and body awareness of how to figure out how to do it.

[–]usehername 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (3 children)

My mother who was a dance teacher for many years says they are dissociated from their bodies.

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Hahah, I'm not even in the sports and my analysis was correct.

[–]usehername 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Yep. Just thought it was interesting that the two of you came to that conclusion just by watching them move. Dissociation is a bitch

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Dissociation is a bitch

It might be helpful for phantom limb if they lose a limb one day (I know it's not funny, but it's a stupid joke I had to make, we all know phantom limb does not work like that and their dissociation is from their lack of awareness of their bodies, not nerves).

[–]grixit 4 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 4 fun5 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

My thought is that they should become dervishes. And just today, someone with the same thought posted a lot of really cool dervish videos. Their skirts spin nicely, plus they fit.

[–]our_team_is_winning 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

Silly men. Don't they know if a woman spins around, she turns into Wonder Woman and runs off to fight crime.

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...ok I get it's fun, but you don't have to pretend to be female to be able to do it.

[–]usehername 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

Why are they specifically obsessed with this one thing? Just because it's a meme? I've never seen a woman do this.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I do it every time I put one on. I think it's supposed to be more akin to little girls doing it with dress-up though, which makes it creepier in the context they present it.

[–]TheOnyxGoddess 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I would do that just to muck around with a skirt because sometimes you can see the effects it gives if you whirl it. I think they generally find skirts fun and their excitement over it hasn't worn out and they think they can use this for TRA reasons. If they start skipping around with a basket in one arm and giggling for no reason, then I'm going to say they're trying to be like little girls and it's goddamn disturbing, because at that point, they are like Stefoknee.