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[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

I'm due to push a whole new human out of my vagina in a few weeks. I've been planning my delivery outfit. I think I will wear... a hospital gown under an ankle-length black flannel robe from the men's section of Target. Do you think that would be a good look in a birth center?

[–]MarkTwainiac 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Just as long as you don't have to launder it yourself afterwards, any attire would be be fine in my book. Personally, my fave birthing attire was a red pleather mini skirt, fishnet stockings held up by a garter belt, a push-up bra under a see-through leopard print blouse, and of course five-inch heels.

But that's only for giving birth to girls. If you're having a boy, I suggest fashioning your birth attire after one of these guys: https://youtu.be/CS9OO0S5w2k

Or after "The Dude" in "The Big Lebowski" who at the end of this scene looks exactly like I did after giving birth, LOL: https://youtu.be/r9twTtXkQNA

Good luck! Hope it goes well. Sending all the best to you and baby.

[–]trumpetvine 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lol, I like the hard hat on the construction worker the best, his toolbelt is a bit small, though. I couldn't fit any diapers in that thing. A travel pack of wipes, maybe.

The preening hens of babybumps are planning their delivery outfits. They're talking about buying silky gowns with long slits up the sides, because hospital gowns aren't soft enough, or buying a thing, what the hell is a boppy? Oh, it's a substitute for arms. Okay. Like a changing table, which is a substitute for a floor. The Capital gods of Usa are pleased. They are especially pleased with my private insurance, which will be paying for my hospital stay. I'll have the option to get high on fentanyl, too.