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[–]our_team_is_winning 63 insightful - 12 fun63 insightful - 11 fun64 insightful - 12 fun -  (3 children)

< I’m exclusively attracted to women, but I’m physically male>

The correct conjunction is AND, not but. AND. This is the definition of heteosexual male. Why is that so hard for these anime porn addicts?

[–]MezozoicGay 23 insightful - 11 fun23 insightful - 10 fun24 insightful - 11 fun -  (2 children)

This one is literally soviet anecdote coming alive:

Man comes to sexologist and says: - Doctor, I have a problem, there around so many hot and sexy men, but I am only attracted to women. I think I am lesbian-man.

[–]MarkTwainiac 11 insightful - 15 fun11 insightful - 14 fun12 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

From "Preyin's Arrived" a remake of the BeeGees "Stayin' Alive" I wrote some months back:

Well you can tell by the way I use my cock

I'm a woman man no one can clock

Lipstick's on and beard's unshorn

Been misgendered since I was born

Females and their rights are passé

“Lady dick” now rules the day

No one gets to reprimand

A modern-times “lesbian man”

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂