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[–]artetolife 59 insightful - 20 fun59 insightful - 19 fun60 insightful - 20 fun -  (1 child)

Some lesbians care but they are terfs and should go drink battery acid

Wow! Such a beautiful, wholesome and inclusive community they are UwU

[–]fuckingsealions 24 insightful - 3 fun24 insightful - 2 fun25 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Yes, that escalated quickly.

[–]our_team_is_winning 63 insightful - 12 fun63 insightful - 11 fun64 insightful - 12 fun -  (5 children)

< I’m exclusively attracted to women, but I’m physically male>

The correct conjunction is AND, not but. AND. This is the definition of heteosexual male. Why is that so hard for these anime porn addicts?

[–]MezozoicGay 23 insightful - 11 fun23 insightful - 10 fun24 insightful - 11 fun -  (4 children)

This one is literally soviet anecdote coming alive:

Man comes to sexologist and says: - Doctor, I have a problem, there around so many hot and sexy men, but I am only attracted to women. I think I am lesbian-man.

[–]MarkTwainiac 11 insightful - 15 fun11 insightful - 14 fun12 insightful - 15 fun -  (1 child)

From "Preyin's Arrived" a remake of the BeeGees "Stayin' Alive" I wrote some months back:

Well you can tell by the way I use my cock

I'm a woman man no one can clock

Lipstick's on and beard's unshorn

Been misgendered since I was born

Females and their rights are passé

“Lady dick” now rules the day

No one gets to reprimand

A modern-times “lesbian man”

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

😂

[–]Veneficca 40 insightful - 2 fun40 insightful - 1 fun41 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Wow, first he blames his mother for not even owning women's clothing - how old is he? And then falls down a giggly rabbit hole where commenters think "lesbian" is a pastel-colored pillow fight in lingerie. "Get ready for girls to tell you you're cute!" Dude, turn off the anime and go out into the real world where you are and will always be a man.

[–]les4les 25 insightful - 5 fun25 insightful - 4 fun26 insightful - 5 fun -  (5 children)

Love to see males telling other males what womanhood and lesbianism is like. peak comedy

[–]blackrainbow 19 insightful - 3 fun19 insightful - 2 fun20 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Classic men

[–]yishengqingwa666 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Colonizers and parasites since forever.

[–]Marsupial 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

They're just a bunch of men sitting around telling each other they're women and that their delusions are valid. And "cute" women at that, UwU yaaay hugs. Not many actual women left in that sub.

[–]3MistersAndAMissy 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

‘Peak’

If only!!

[–]RedditHatesLesbians 29 insightful - 2 fun29 insightful - 1 fun30 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

"I am 100% down with and attracted to lesbians even pre transition so yes call yourself a lesbian, girl."

Bisexual women who say this kind of crap are seriously damaging to actual lesbians.

"You're a lady that exclusively likes ladies, how you look doesn't really change that. (Source: cis gal with a deep voice and broad shoulders who also exclusively likes women, if you're not a lesbian then I'm not either) Welcome to the club lesbian."

Bruh.

[–]les4les 17 insightful - 4 fun17 insightful - 3 fun18 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

cis gal with a deep voice and broad shoulders

as we all know it's the deep voice and broad shoulders that make the man, not the cock

[–]vitunrotta 26 insightful - 3 fun26 insightful - 2 fun27 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

"You can thank my mom for that."

Ooooo what a big surprise. It's all a woman's fault. It always is. I'm surprised it took him more than three words to start blaming his MOTHER for his sick fetish. He's pre-ANYTHING and T H I S goddamn M A N is a lesbian? Wowza.

On the bright side, reading that pathetic ramble made me gain the one single brain cell he still had functioning. I collected that marble. Trophy earned

[–]LasagnaRossa 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They know biology so much that they don't blame their fathers for their Y chromosome

[–]oofreesouloo 21 insightful - 3 fun21 insightful - 2 fun22 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

The best comment that basically translate the non sense that Trans ideology is:

If you id as a woman and you like girls? Bam, you're a lesbian <3

You want to be a woman/man? Just ID as one! Bam hihihihihiii /s

[–]cutenoobies 15 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 4 fun16 insightful - 5 fun -  (4 children)

T h e c o m m e n t s.

My eyes.

[–]Marsupial 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (3 children)

They're all from other men who also want to believe they pass as female lesbians. There are barely any women left in that sub.

[–]MarkTwainiac 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I’m trans, pre everything. I don’t have female cloths, hormones, surgeries, nothing. You can thank my mom for that.

At first I thought that was a typo, but on second thought maybe he means his cruel mom is not letting her AGP son steal her sanitary pads & period underwear so he can use them as mastubation aids like that other guy recently discussed here who was constantly going into his cousin's underwear drawer to steal all her sanitary pads to use them as wank accessories.

Moms are the worst. /s

[–]Penguinberri 13 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 0 fun14 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I feel like I've gone crazy when I read the comments to things like this. People don't actually think like this in real life do they? Also nice misogyny there ofcourse it's "his mums fault"

[–]green_olive 12 insightful - 1 fun12 insightful - 0 fun13 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

If you look in his post history he's a 13 year old boy and also posted a joke about hentai.

"Hey guys, gals, and my NB pals, thanks for helping me come to the conclusion Im a trans girl. For a long time Ive wanted to do more traditionally feminine things (shave body/hair wear makeup) and while I know those alone dont make me trans, getting to do them definitely helped me discover me."

"Can’t wait for [my mom] to get out of her state of denial that I’m trans. She keeps saying “what about you is feminine???” While ignoring my desires to dress like a girl, and all my stereotypical feminine interests! She also says “You’re probably just a gay guy!” When I’m only attracted to women! I’m not gay! I’m lesbian!"

Now Reddit along with Tumblr is responsible for misleading many young children into thinking they're trans just because they want to do gender non-conforming things (I think Tumblr was mostly doing it to teenager girls and now Reddit is doing it to teenage boys). Also as an off topic note, no hate to teenagers but I feel like their presence has increased massively on Reddit in the past few years which is why I've found the overall quality of discussion on the entire site has decreased dramatically. Once the radfem subs were banned I find little use for Reddit anymore.

[–]TarshishJupiter 11 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 0 fun12 insightful - 1 fun -  (9 children)

Any lesbians who disagree know to shut up or they'll be banned.

[–]Marsupial 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Exactly. The only way to answer that thread and not get banned is to go along with the affirmation. It's pretty much ban bait.

[–]moody_ape 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

i can't get my head around why they wouldn't want to be banned. i'd want to leave voluntarily if i were them.

[–]Revision10 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

That thread is perfection

[–]MonstrousRegiment 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

I feel sick.

Again.

[–]Marsupial 8 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 0 fun9 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's absolutely ridiculous. Looks like a man in every aspect, is a man in every aspect "Am I a LeSbIaN?" "SuRe YoU aRe". Dude is delusional and the women in that thread who are providing affirmation have no sense for setting boundaries or self-respect.

[–]jjdub7Gay Male Guest Commentator 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I forgot clicking on the title linked through to the actual post, didn't realize the target was r/actuallesbians (vs here), read the post, and then saw the top comment was "Welcome :)" and thought I'd stepped into the Twilight Zone for a second.

[–]sisterinsomnia 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It's hilarious. This is such a good summary of the irrational era we live in (Trump is just one sign of it). Or magical thinking or whatever you wish to call it. Facts they are irrelevant or fake, emotions define truth.