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I hate it when I go to the veterinarian and have to try to convince them that I am a budgerigar. They attempt to refuse me treatment, saying that I’m a human being and that I do not have psittacosis. This is deeply offensive, and I can’t believe I’m subjected to such violence.

In other news, I finally found a doctor that prescribed me some medication for my psittacosis, and it made me even sicker. Fuck that guy.