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[–]Comatoast 22 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 8 fun -  (6 children)

And enough toilet paper to create a makeshift emergency pad. Or to wad one up into so that it can be hidden like a turd in a litterbox instead of fucking up your septic system.

[–]SteppenSlut[S] 20 insightful - 17 fun20 insightful - 16 fun21 insightful - 17 fun -  (5 children)

Oh ho ho, look at privileged money bags over here with the extra toilet paper!

[–]Comatoast 17 insightful - 7 fun17 insightful - 6 fun18 insightful - 7 fun -  (4 children)

Things got dicey there for a minute though.

Ughhh, I can recall having to use paper towels at work twice. Busiest day of the year and my body decided that it was real deluge hours and couldn't be burdened with staying corked.

[–]SteppenSlut[S] 14 insightful - 6 fun14 insightful - 5 fun15 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

In all seriousness been there, sis. That shit happens to me like every other period.

[–]Comatoast 22 insightful - 8 fun22 insightful - 7 fun23 insightful - 8 fun -  (2 children)

I'm laughing with you while sobbing about it on the inside. Cold water and soap, folks. Hot sets the stain on your favorite panties, then your soul.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Ah thank you, never understood why some of my panties stained and others didn’t.

[–]PassionateIntensity 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

There's a reason I have so much black underwear, and it's not because they're sexy. They don't stain!