We've reached peak crazy.

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[–]Shinjin_Nana 102 insightful - 45 fun102 insightful - 44 fun103 insightful - 45 fun -  (8 children)

"Look! Behold, I have changed the words of things and that magically changes them!"

It's all semantics. You can name your bird Dog, but it doesn't make it a dog. You can call a bird a fish, but that doesn't mean it has gills. Calling an apple and orange doesn't magically give it the same properties.

Words... words everywhere! What do they mean? How goat desk peach sky? Why plant beach teeshirt! DOGPILE. Internet spider, alcohol, that rocks, because shark.

[–]EnnuiOz 33 insightful - 6 fun33 insightful - 5 fun34 insightful - 6 fun -  (4 children)

To an outsider, this sounds exactly how Trump speaks (sorry to raise his name but it seems to be the same logic).

[–]Shinjin_Nana 24 insightful - 4 fun24 insightful - 3 fun25 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

Sometimes it's like TRAs are perpetually smelling toast and having a stroke.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 2 fun7 insightful - 1 fun8 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Call Dr Penfield

[–]Badmammajamma 10 insightful - 1 fun10 insightful - 0 fun11 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

It’s the personality disorder.

[–]jjdub7Gay Male Guest Commentator 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Rent-free

[–][deleted] 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Nice example. Literal lol at DOGPILE. 😂

[–]IamWomanHearMeRoar 10 insightful - 2 fun10 insightful - 1 fun11 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

It’s not even that. They use this rhetoric to target only lesbians, but when it comes to themselves they won’t even try to date anyone who is not a lesbian.

[–]writerlylesbian 68 insightful - 4 fun68 insightful - 3 fun69 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

Ah yes, when women saying no to men's dick is a hate crime.

Also, please stop with the "it's just like a strap-on" line! No lesbian is falling for that.

[–]IamWomanHearMeRoar 9 insightful - 1 fun9 insightful - 0 fun10 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Then why not date men too? Funny isn’t it

[–]slushpilot 62 insightful - 9 fun62 insightful - 8 fun63 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

"one is not defined based on others opinions"

  1. How about being defined by objective facts like having a penis instead.
  2. Why demand pronouns then.

[–]lefterfield 44 insightful - 13 fun44 insightful - 12 fun45 insightful - 13 fun -  (0 children)

In other words, really wants to show women his dick.

[–]MarkTwainiac 41 insightful - 8 fun41 insightful - 7 fun42 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

The look of one's body does not imbibe it with identity

Imbibe? Imbibe means to drink. Does he mean imbue or endow? What a moron.

Having a vagina that appears and functions more similar to a strap-on sex toy is not a valid and substantiated reasoning for being body shamed.

I'll skip over the author's further misuse of words and just go to my basic reaction: WTF? Yeah, there are strap-on dicks and fake vulvas because dicks and vulvas are both external organs... but what the hell is a strap-on vagina?

How does one strap on an internal organ? Clearly this idiot is clueless about the defining properties and core functions of a vagina.

As to the rest: no one is "shaming" or "discriminating against" men for not having vaginas. Women and men with a grasp of reality are simply saying that males who have fantasies, fetishes and wishes about having female bodies do not actually have or acquire female bodies no matter how much mental gymnastics they do.

[–]chrysthefeminist 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

but what the hell is a strap-on vagina?

LOL! It's sort of like a "birth father." (what the judge in the Baby M case called the baby's genetic father, William Stern.)

[–]Seahorse 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They like to use words like this. You'll notice it's part of their schtick to appear much more intelligent than they really are.

[–]artetolife 37 insightful - 9 fun37 insightful - 8 fun38 insightful - 9 fun -  (14 children)

What does he mean? He holds a fleshlight between his thighs or something? I guess it makes as much sense as the FTMs claiming their pack n plays are the same as a real dick.

[–]greenish 21 insightful - 6 fun21 insightful - 5 fun22 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

I will translate. He's literally saying that his dick is a vagina, but a 'vagina' that "appears and functions more similar to a strap-on sex toy".

I think the reasoning, if you could call it that, is that women have vaginas (how transphobic of him!), and since he's a 'woman' his genitals are a vagina, but they happen to look a bit different than most women's vaginas for some reason, and the only reason you would care about that tiny, infinitesimal variation is if you're a horrible body-shaming bigot. Saying his """""vagina""""" is more like a strap-on is a masterful touch, as who stereotypically wears strap-ons? Not men, lesbians! So his """""vagina"""" doesn't even resemble a dick, it resembles something women use when having sex with other women. How could anyone object?!

[–]Susiesmum 10 insightful - 4 fun10 insightful - 3 fun11 insightful - 4 fun -  (3 children)

There are womansuits available on Amazon that have a false vagina on the front. Perhaps he's wearing one of those!

https://www.amazon.com/Lightweight-Silicone-Crossdressing-Crossdresser-Transgender/dp/B07X1165F4

https://www.amazon.com/silicone-vagina-CROSSDRESSER-TRANSGENDER-Crossdresser/dp/B075FBYV49

[–]tuesday 15 insightful - 1 fun15 insightful - 0 fun16 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

wow that is really interesting, i had no idea the creepy, it has gone that far.

[–]fieryoyster 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

what in the absolute fuck is this shit jeeeezeeeeee

[–]Realwoman 28 insightful - 18 fun28 insightful - 17 fun29 insightful - 18 fun -  (0 children)

As a trans tree that has not undergone species change operation yet, I can wholly say with absolute certainty that I photosynthesize. My body is not up to your opinions you trans species bigots!

[–][deleted] 33 insightful - 2 fun33 insightful - 1 fun34 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

The level of delusion is fascinating.

[–]yishengqingwa666 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

LOL, not really. This is typical male delusion.

[–]ReapWhirlwinds 25 insightful - 6 fun25 insightful - 5 fun26 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Jesus Christ. I went and searched for that post because I didn't believe this person was for real but he is. And has posted his erection on dykesgonewild. 🤮

He seems to be having a mental breakdown of some sort so he's on the far frontiers of trans thought; I give it a full six months before his delusional ravings are accepted trans orthodoxy and you'll risk your job by questioning them.

[–]Spikygrasspod 24 insightful - 5 fun24 insightful - 4 fun25 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

That word doesn't mean what you think it means: certainty, vagina, imbibe, valid, substantiated, shamed, discrimination, objectifying.

[–]Greykittymomma 25 insightful - 3 fun25 insightful - 2 fun26 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

That thing you jerk off with, that's a dick sir! We aren't body shaming you, you're just delusional about your own body. Call it whatever you want but WE won't indulge your fantasy.

[–]Maeven 20 insightful - 6 fun20 insightful - 5 fun21 insightful - 6 fun -  (0 children)

Ur flesh stick ain't no pussy and ur certainly not wearing a strap.

Straps come in colors and shapes according to female preferences and last for as long as we do. Your tiny shriveled dangle bits do not even come close.

[–]crodish 18 insightful - 8 fun18 insightful - 7 fun19 insightful - 8 fun -  (3 children)

What the absolute fuck am I even reading

Someone actually typed this out unironically and sincerely and hit send

Kill me

[–]Matroskin 19 insightful - 1 fun19 insightful - 0 fun20 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

I'm beginning to think he's not sincere. He just wants to post his dick picks to women, and this is his covenient excuse.

[–]yousaythosethings 13 insightful - 2 fun13 insightful - 1 fun14 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Ah so that’s what they mean by “trans rights”: The right to present one’s girldick to lesbians without fear of having their feelings hurt.

[–]lmaonope333 7 insightful - 9 fun7 insightful - 8 fun8 insightful - 9 fun -  (0 children)

uwu

[–]Nona_Biba 16 insightful - 7 fun16 insightful - 6 fun17 insightful - 7 fun -  (0 children)

wat

[–]RevengeOfTheCis 17 insightful - 3 fun17 insightful - 2 fun18 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It has gotten to the point where I literally cannot understand what they're saying anymore.

"A vagina that appears and functions more similar to a strap-on sex toy"?

Does he mean a penis? Jesus fucking christ.

Can you imagine anatomy text books in a few years? One diagram will say "Reproductive Anatomy of Front Holes" and the other diagram will say "Reproductive Anatomy of Vaginas that Appear and Function More Similar to a Strap-On Sex Toy"

[–]lmaonope333 15 insightful - 3 fun15 insightful - 2 fun16 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

they think that its body shaming for lesbians to not be attracted to them

[–]quickbeam 12 insightful - 8 fun12 insightful - 7 fun13 insightful - 8 fun -  (0 children)

https://tenor.com/view/confused-lady-math-lady-dafuq-gif-9356431

[–]Penguinberri 13 insightful - 5 fun13 insightful - 4 fun14 insightful - 5 fun -  (0 children)

If my vagina looked like a penis then I would need to go see a doctor because that would be a prolapse.

[–]Lemonade_Masquerade 14 insightful - 3 fun14 insightful - 2 fun15 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I'm going to call my eyes, ears. Not all ears are hearing organs, sometimes ears are the seeing organs! Anyway, some people are deaf so not all ears can hear. Can anyone come up with a definition of "ears" that includes all hearing organs and excludes all seeing organs? I'm so oppressed for having to continually spend my emotional labor explaining this simple concept!

[–]jjdub7Gay Male Guest Commentator 13 insightful - 3 fun13 insightful - 2 fun14 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

"the ability to believe that black is white, and more, to know black is white, and forget that one has ever believed the contrary."

Spoiler - there is no peak.

[–]littlerbear 12 insightful - 2 fun12 insightful - 1 fun13 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Absolutely unhinged.

[–]aqrylix 10 insightful - 3 fun10 insightful - 2 fun11 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Ugh. I can't wait for our nightmare species to go extinct!

[–]strawberryfields4evr 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

There are four lights.

[–]ekitten 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

I've seen them saying that a penis is just a giant clitoris.

[–]MezozoicGay 8 insightful - 3 fun8 insightful - 2 fun9 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Is this person hyena? If not, then wth I just read.

[–]11mile_house 7 insightful - 3 fun7 insightful - 2 fun8 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Sadly, I’m not sure we’ll ever reach the height of their crazy. They keep it coming on a daily basis.

[–][deleted] 7 insightful - 1 fun7 insightful - 0 fun8 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

No wonder young people are confused.

TIMS spend a great deal of time writing utter lunacy but it almost sounds a tad logical.

If you did not know female biology, that is.

[–][deleted] 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

THIS is what 24/7 porn exposure does to the brain.

[–]IamWomanHearMeRoar 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

In regards to that post, if that’s the case why not extend your label to pansexual instead of exclusively lesbian? That way you can include straight cis men, straight cis women, bi women, other trans women and pretty much everyone else on the sexuality spectrum instead of ONLY going after Lesbians.

Edit: making my post clearer. I am talking about the trans person who wrote this post

[–]SteppenSlut 5 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 0 fun6 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

...because we’re lesbians here, we can’t include anyone other than women.

[–]Anandamide 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Can one have a spiritual construct of a vagina? Ethereal labia and incorporeal vulvae? I mean, I've always wanted to be surrounded by a giant fiery bird-form like Dark Phoenix (don't talk to me about the movie) but I never thought to tell people I in fact was and they had to respect my identity. Reality, do you know it?

[–]Seahorse 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Lmao this is just professional trolling at this point isn't it?

Any other person (ie not trans) with this level of delusion would be institutionalised.