Groose anybody? 😷🤮😷. Perhaps Link's red bird to compete with the blue one released? Or perhaps one of the Koroks down on the surface that are cute but dumb when you start off the game and have to find the stupid Princess? They'd be worth 9.99$ a pop.
How about Korok Seeds to buy. Oops wrong game. "Twee hee!" "Buh Bye!" (Drops rock on Korok and makes it rain the whole game so I'll NEVER be able to find Princess Zelda with the dousing) Rain + low visibility.
"Master there's a 90 percent chance you won't be able to see where Princes Zelda went as long as the rain keeps up like this I suggest you set passage of time somehow".
there doesn't seem to be anything here