It’s hard that food corporations have only three meals a day to shovel corn and vegetable oil down our gullets. To solve for this, they have invented a new meal: bedtime cereal. In what can only be described as a hate crime against millennial women, they call the night cereal “self-care.”

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There are three professions where being untruthful is the key to success: Lawyers, salespeople, and marketing. All three are hired to portray their client in the most favorable light possible, and the very best ones lie through their teeth. The worst of these three are the marketers because they have legions of psychologists and scientists trying to figure out the best way to lie to people. The average person has no chance against that. Imagine sitting down for a game of poker with Doyle Brunson, or maybe a little 1 on 1 with Shaquille O'Neal.