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[–]JasonCarswell[S] 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

In 2003 I rented a big truck to drive from Toronto to New York to pick up all my shit that was in Brooklyn storage covered in 9/11 dust. At the border they demanded my wedding licence but I didn't have it. I called my producer ex-wife to get a copy but she was in North Carolina producing a Dylan music video. Me an the two girls I was with were turned away from the US border. And then the fucking Canadian border guys searched us more than the US guys - with a fucking empty truck that was literally just turned around.

Fucking borders are retarded. But at least my American landlady hasn't been by in over 6 months. I love her but she nit-picks the stupid shit.