German public television station tells citizens to bathe only once a week to prevent energy collapse and blackouts this winter

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[–]Bonn1770 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I went online to look up instructions on washing a Smartwool cap I have. Basically Smartwool said "don't wash it, washing clothes is bad for the environment." Thanks you stupid hippie fucks.

[–]EternalSunset 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I doubt they would take offense, that's way more often than the average german bathes already.

[–]jet199 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

And they'll still be cleaner than the French

[–]Canbot 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Its january. It is winter. They seem to be doing fine. It's not really going to get any worse than it is now.

[–]Brewdabier 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They also said if you eat human shit you grow younger.

The bull shit I read on saidit is something else.

[–]IkeConn 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

That's going to be reallly bad for people's sex lives.

[–]Evola 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

You can wash everything with a kettle and a bowl of water. People just have no imagination anymore.

[–][deleted] 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Are they looking a modern Hitler to lead the nation? Because that's how you get a modern Hitler to lead the nation.

[–]UncleWillard56 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

So up from once a week?