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[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (4 children)

The most surprising thing about this story is the fact it wasn't posted by u/HongKongPhooey

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

😂

Had a good laugh at this as I did actually post this story yesterday from a different outlet

https://saidit.net/s/NotTheOnion/comments/a5ey/kids_ward_evacuated_after_pensioner_shows_up_at/

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Interesting how they make the point of suggesting "kids" at risk because of a "pensioner".

They plant the suggestion: Damn useless eaters!

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

^

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

He is the guy mentioned in the article.

[–]Gaydolf_Titler 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good thing he didn't assplode.

[–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

The 88-year-old patient

This is ridiculous. 88 year olds have paper thin skin. They get hemorrhoids from large bowels.

Implausible.