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[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (1 child)

Why do those vampires always live to 100?

[–]Alphix 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because they're rich. They don't eat the plebs' foods, and they don't use "doctors" like the plebs do. Their clinics are DRUG-FREE.