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[–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

Why do those vampires always live to 100?

[–]Alphix 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Because they're rich. They don't eat the plebs' foods, and they don't use "doctors" like the plebs do. Their clinics are DRUG-FREE.

[–]TarBaby 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

They drink the blood of the young in a blood transfusion. They eat exceptional food and drink and have great doctors to make them look young. Money can make you live a long time. Soon they will live to 200 while the rest of us die in our 70s.