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[–]charlie6067 6 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 6 fun -  (3 children)

Thought he was a woman with that first name

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 1 fun5 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

Me too.

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    [–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

    Actually, he was known as Evil Lyn. But somehow on his ID Evelyn popped up (it was a prank from his father apparently) ...

    :)

    [–]EternalSunset 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (2 children)

    Why do those vampires always live to 100?

    [–]Alphix 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Because they're rich. They don't eat the plebs' foods, and they don't use "doctors" like the plebs do. Their clinics are DRUG-FREE.

    [–]TarBaby 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    They drink the blood of the young in a blood transfusion. They eat exceptional food and drink and have great doctors to make them look young. Money can make you live a long time. Soon they will live to 200 while the rest of us die in our 70s.

    [–]hfxB0oyA 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    This is up u/magnora7 's alley, I'm pretty sure.

    [–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Good.

    [–]LarrySwinger2 3 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 0 fun4 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Note that his net worth is higher than those at the bottom of the 'top 100 richest people' lists, and yet he's never seen on any of those. This shows those lists aren't accurate.

    [–]Canbot 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    *gets new identity.

    [–]BISH 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

    Announced in Bloodhorse magazine?