Terrifying Example of Shared Psychosis | Tales From the Bottle

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[–]skeech 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (13 children)

/u/d3rr is really really sleeping on the job..

it would take two minutes to write a bot that would scan for specific keywords and patterns of keywords AND THEN ALERT THE APPROPRIATE MODERATORS THAT THIS STUPID AMERICANS BOT IS BACK.

/u/d3rr is a douche.

do your fucking job, because we love you.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (12 children)

you haven't seen that fucking bot getting crafty? they barely even say 'americans' anymore.

If I code up a site-wide automoderator to ban based on keywords, have I become the baddy?

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (11 children)

dont write it to automatically ban anything... instead use the bot to just be your eyes and ears and then have it notify your dominant moderators that something needs to be checked on..

nice response.

good job.

now get to work.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

there's no one here to get that message. there's like 30 active users and 5 active mods here.

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

ok, you should never say things like that publicly.

delete that post immediately.

never let your opposition know that you are almost out of ammo.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

I think the solution is a more difficult registration process. im just not sure how that should go yet.

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 1 fun1 insightful - 0 fun2 insightful - 1 fun -  (7 children)

absolutely NOT!!!!!

never never never create inconveniences that will affect your normal customers because you are trying to get rid of your bad customers.

did i ever mention that i have done this before?

i did tell you that we could entirely eliminate the bad and we could also enhance that which is good.

let me know.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (6 children)

I'm into low effort ideas. I'm not pouring tens of hours into making this place slightly more spiffy. I'm addressing spam daily, it's actually better than it has been in some time.

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

you need to delegate that authority to others... you need to find others that will stomp out unnecessary spam, and leave peace and harmony to those that wish to communicate with others...

i wish you luck, you have a difficult job..

but if you can just pick a shitton of people that would like to be moderators, do it..

you must be dense... i am here many hours per day... and i could squash the americans bot easily..

damm.

[–][deleted] 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (1 child)

Thanks for the offer, but I'm doing aight.

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

americans are stupid.

[–]skeech 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (2 children)

wouldnt it be funny if i was the person behind the americans bot and i am sitting here offering to help you stamp out the americans bot?

that would be hilarious.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

I assume that's the case, to be honest. I have been nagging you for years just to come post as yourself.

[–]skeech 2 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 0 fun3 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

this war is the first war that will be fought and won where the primary weapon is a keyboard and a mouse.

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    [–]skeech 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Biden will start wearing a military uniform.

    omg, you actually had me buying your bullshit till ya said that..

    biden looks best in a diaper.