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[–]useless_aether 8 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 3 fun9 insightful - 4 fun -  (20 children)

yay! but why was that even legal in the first place?!

[–]beermeem 5 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 2 fun6 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

Let me put this to you lightly, there's two different types of law systems.

Black Lists and White Lists

Under Black List law you can do WTF you want until it's banned.

Under White List law, you can't do shit until it's unbanned.

Napoleonic Law. Sharia Law. These are White List laws. That means you can't do shit unless the government processes three forms of ID, waits 3 weeks, and then tells you to call your attorney. Kinda like China and Singapore and New York under governor Cuomo.

In America, we have this thing called Freedom. So we believe in ya know, rights and stuff.

So, if you wanna own guns, and keep your own money, sometimes you gotta let people cut their kids dicks off until it goes to court. Some people call it the Mormon rule. We kind of like it here.

[–]useless_aether 3 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

til. thanks!

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

[–]Tom_Bombadil 3 insightful - 6 fun3 insightful - 5 fun4 insightful - 6 fun -  (16 children)

Hey bro, don't knock it until you try having the tissue from inside your penis carved out, and had your penis skin tucked inside your pelvic pocket and sewn to the inside of your lower abdomen where your prostate used to be. Then wait a couple of months so the entire region can begin to adequately heal, so you can urinate through your inverted penis skin; while sitting down.

That's a satisfying moment.

[–]useless_aether 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

trannies are living the dream aren't they /s

nsfl: https://www.bitchute.com/video/xOPKbqz4OAo/

[–]beermeem 1 insightful - 4 fun1 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

I'm still pretty sure you're Gordon Shumway from plastic.com.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

I've been trying to find this Gordon Shumway, but I keep on finding ALF

ALF is aight.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (12 children)

It was better in the old days when there were just straights and bis and gays and all of them were still just as confused.

[–]lairacunda 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (11 children)

Sometimes I miss downvoting.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (10 children)

You sound confused. Me too. Today I sexually identify as a downvoted avocado.

[–]lairacunda 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (9 children)

Nope, not at all confused guacamole brains.

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (8 children)

Then why so passive aggressive?

[–]lairacunda 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (7 children)

Seemed pretty straightforward to me, "I miss downvoting". Do you need clarification?

[–]JasonCarswell 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (6 children)

Usually when people say that they're implying that they'd like to downvote the comment they're replying to. I still don't know what I said that disturbed you if that's the case. If it's not the case, then I still don't know what you'd like to downvote. Or maybe you just randomly comment-reply that everywhere, perhaps even on things you like.

[–]lairacunda 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (5 children)

Your original comment said you believe LGB people are "confused". (Straights too, for that matter.) I believe that is a downvote-worthy comment.

[–]Captzapheart 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (3 children)

Hopefully young hermaphrodits won't be adversely affected.... Yep, apparently it happens.

[–]Tom_Bombadil 4 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 2 fun5 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

That's not really reassignment.

More like assignment.

[–]beermeem 2 insightful - 4 fun2 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

This guy fucks.

[–]Captzapheart 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

You could be right, let hope the government knows the difference.

[–]m68k 4 insightful - 1 fun4 insightful - 0 fun5 insightful - 1 fun -  (0 children)

Good.