Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend Camila Morrone shakes her body

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[–]IkeConn 7 insightful - 5 fun7 insightful - 4 fun8 insightful - 5 fun -  (8 children)

Only fat guys that can get girls like that have giant cocks or giant bank accounts.

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Hint...it's the latter. That and prestige and influence if she's an aspiring no name actress or model or whatever. Guys seriously overestimate how much women care about giant cocks.

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https://www.imdb.com/name/nm6714979/

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m-m-maybe they have good personalities

[–]IkeConn 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

m-m-maybe he shits gold and he pisses cold champagne.

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They look like they could be father and daughter, especially because of his gut.

[–]JasonCarswell 5 insightful - 7 fun5 insightful - 6 fun6 insightful - 7 fun -  (1 child)

Makes me feel better about my own and gives me a little hope.

Now where did I misplace that billion I had lying around here?

[–][deleted] 4 insightful - 4 fun4 insightful - 3 fun5 insightful - 4 fun -  (0 children)

There are so many women out there. Groups like mgtow, incels, and all the guys afraid of the pandemic have taken themselves out of consideration.

It's like a high school party where all the dudes are on one side and the women on the other, you just have to go over and say Hi.

I can't believe you're going to these protests and not snagging poon left and right. You look like Santa Claus, get you a girl with daddy issues who's really into that.

Find a rich one too, and send me 10 grand when my advice changes your life. USD, not Canadian.

[–]IkeConn 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

He has dinky do disease. His gut sticks out more than his dinky do.

[–]yabbit 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

Leo making reddit post wall harpies seeth since 08'

[–]Shoah_Kahn 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

That fag-sucking gourmand's gargantuan gut is increasing his carbon footprint more than his yachts and private jets are... 👌😫