A mob of far-right agitators were droned this morning while harassing the Charleston Safety Department in Westvirginia. Although Irish trolls circulated a debunked hoax claiming that the riots were a reaction to a deepfake depicting a team of Safety Officers abusing a missing white minor, our sources on the ground confirm that the mob was unaware of the false video, and were motivated by base libertarianism and white supremacy. The droning was carried out successfully; no bystanders or Safety Officers were harmed.
President Ocasio-Cortez took to OnlyFans to condemn the rioters.
@POTRS
whites are fucking desperate to protect the purity of their #beckies.
Well, guess what? Y'all raped, murdered, and said you owned Black men, women, and nonbinaries for tens of thousands of years.
It's about time y'all get flipped. Speak over us, get turned to mist. #fuckwhitey, AOC out.
Critics of the President, however, were not swayed.
@BEYONCÉ
This was hot. Tulsa was hot. Popping Kanye was hot.
Doesn't change what you are, tho. #fuckwhitey, AOC included.
@AdulterousGambino
I bet #PresidentBarbie thinks she's really hot shit everytime she hits the #DeathRobots button.
Our first and hopefully last non-Black woman President, everyone!~!
@RSSecretaryOfState
Although I am xtatic that President Cortez was willing to stand up for our brave Black Safety Officers, I wish that she had named them and credited them for their service in her official statement on the droning here on OnlyFans. Here they are. [link]
As your next President of these Reunited States, I hope to do an even better job honoring the #ThinBlackAndBlueLine that protects our nation from falling back into the fire of libertarianism.
there doesn't seem to be anything here