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[–]Tarrock 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (3 children)

I'd fuck her, but I know I'd slip in cat shit at least 3 times while at her place.

[–][deleted] 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

So the stench of cat shit wouldn't get to you until the 3rd slip? 🤣

[–]Myrkskog 3 insightful - 3 fun3 insightful - 2 fun4 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

😂

[–]JasonCarswell 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (0 children)

It's actually puked up cat hairballs. They don't smell half as bad, but you gotta wear slippers cause those things are soggy when fresh and that's just gross between your toes when no longer warm.