Why the fuck doesn’t this stuff happen when I go on flights ???

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[–]yetanotherone_sigh 5 insightful - 5 fun5 insightful - 4 fun6 insightful - 5 fun -  (9 children)

She's got the crazy eyes.

Guys, absolutely do stick your dick in crazy. Just don't tell crazy where you live.

I am apparently flypaper for freaks and I attract this sort.

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    [–]JasonCarswell 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (1 child)

    The best craycray is punk chicks. The more extreme the better. Shaved heads are sexy. Tatts. Piercings, depends. I prefer showered. They're great for a fun weekend, unbridled fuckfest or not, drugs or not, but after a weekend you realize how truly damaged and untameable they really are.

    [–]yetanotherone_sigh 3 insightful - 4 fun3 insightful - 3 fun4 insightful - 4 fun -  (2 children)

    No, I am saying "do". Absolutely do. I love fucking crazy chicks. Just don't tell them where you live.

    [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    Alternatively, you can also return them to their own place of residence before they sober up.

    [–]beermeem 2 insightful - 3 fun2 insightful - 2 fun3 insightful - 3 fun -  (2 children)

    “Crazy eyes” (exopthalmos) are caused by hyperthyroidism (graves disease), one additional symptom of which is an increase in sex drive. It’s relatively treatable but no one’s really complaining about well marked nymphomaniacs.

    So, if you see a woman with crazy eyes, yes, she will fuck you. And possibly kill you. It’s a scientific fact.

    [–]yetanotherone_sigh 2 insightful - 2 fun2 insightful - 1 fun3 insightful - 2 fun -  (1 child)

    I have definitely dated some bunny boilers in my time. Didn't know the association with Grave's Disease. Actually one of the nyphomaniacs that I dated, turned out she was diagnosed with it years later.

    [–]beermeem 1 insightful - 2 fun1 insightful - 1 fun2 insightful - 2 fun -  (0 children)

    bunny boilers

    I gotta use that

    it's 100%

    big eyes gotta have cock or iodine

    big farma ain't got shit on them interweebs